This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

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Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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