roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Cheese

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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