What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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