Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

ever tried african food? they neither

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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