how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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Golf.

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

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