why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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Jesus Christ

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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