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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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