- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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