What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

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What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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These Jokes suck.

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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