Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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Justin Bieber

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

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