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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Knock Knock.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

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