- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

No your aunties a joke

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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