- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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