- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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