- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

How do you mess with Hellen Keller? Re-arrange her furniture.

How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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