- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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