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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Women's Rights

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

I agree to the terms and conditions

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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