What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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Hello.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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You idiot.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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