- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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