What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Anti Joke

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