- Anti Joke

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What rhymes with milk...milf

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed