- Anti Joke

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.