Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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Q: Why God never got a PhD? A: 1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was written in Aramaic, not in English. 3. It has no references. 4. It wasn't even published in a refereed journal. 5. There are serious doubts he wrote it himself. 6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then? 7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited. 8. The Scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results. 9. He unlawfully performed not only Animal, but *Human* testing. 10. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects. 11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample. 12. He rarely came to class, just told his students to read the book. 13. Some say he had his son to teach the class. 14. He expelled his first two students for learning. 15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests. 16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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