- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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