Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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