Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Whats Better Than Apple Pie Sweeeet Pie

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Screw it you write the joke.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

thumb_up thumb_down +3

I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

thumb_up thumb_down +1

96

thumb_up thumb_down +1

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops