- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

A blind man walks into a library.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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