What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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