A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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whats green and lives in the water

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

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What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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Q: What did hitler say to his generals? a: In a circumstance as the one we have found ourselves in. Eliminating our most threatening of enemies would be very logical. Unless they were of the superior race therefore, it may be frowned apon by our low ranked comrades. Causing another assasionation attempt on myself. So in conclusion I believe eliminating a rich and intelligent race far more superior than our own, would be the best way to go. So collect the Jews of Warsaw and we might have a chance.

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A house comes around the corner.

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