- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Cripples are lame.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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