Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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Justin Bieber

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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