- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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