- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Massie is a fatass

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

what's funny about war? nothing!

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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