Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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can you pass the soap?

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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