Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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