Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

I agree to the terms and conditions

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

i saw amango it splootered

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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