what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

My cat just died.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Anti Joke

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