Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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