Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

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How do you mess with Hellen Keller? Re-arrange her furniture.

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A guy walks into a doctor's office and says: "Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! One day I'm a teepee, and the next day I'm a wigwam, and then the next day I'm a teepee, and then the next day I'm a wigwam again. The doctor says: Sir, we've been over this 100 times! You have stage 4 pancreatic cancer...

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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Your Mom The End.

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Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not quite sure, but I just realized that my new pair of boxer briefs has ripped along the seam. Oh, and earlier this morning, I stubbed my toe pretty bad. The nail is all purple and the toe is all swollen, it was bleeding profusely until I put three bandages over the wound. It's still throbbing with pain. Oh, and also, a few months ago, I lost my job. It wasn't because I was constantly late or anything, it was more because as a server, I had been required to lift trays and stand and walk for the entirety of my shift. The only problem is, that about a year ago, I was involved in a serious car accident (once again, an occurrence that had not been due to my own actions). This car accident severed my spine in the L5 region. I can now barely walk for long periods of time, I find it impossible to run, I can no longer play sports and enjoy being a 21 year old male. I am in constant pain and it affects my breathing, my legs, the rest of my back, and also my teeth (due to the neurological connections dealing with the spinal cord). I am now currently looking for a new job, a more suitable job, to help sustain my hectic lifestyle. No, it is not a lifestyle of parties and what not, it is merely the lifestyle of living under roof and owning a used car. I have an alcoholic mother and my childhood was devoid a father. I raised myself, and to this day, I still have no family to help me through my financial struggles. I need nearly 2000 dollars in less than a week in order to pay all my bills, have my car fixed, and eat for another month. The only problem is, I have a dollar and 58 cents to my name. I wish I was this chicken, crossing roads, and what not, not just to get to the other side, but to live a better life. But, one can only wish.

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jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

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Anti Joke

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