- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Gustavo Andrade

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Who is big and stupid My brother

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