- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

you give like i give lomain

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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