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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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