- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What's stupid a light bulb.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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