what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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