Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

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How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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