What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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