- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??