So 2 guys are curious if there is baseball I heaven... So they say when either of them dies they have to come back as a spirit and tell the other man if there is baseball in heaven One of the guys dies and comes back as a spirit... He comes to the other man and says... I've got some good news and some bad news The man says what's the the good news? The spirit says the good news is there is baseball in heaven So the man says what's the bad news?? The spirit says... Your pitching Tuesday night!

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

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There's a black man and a mexican in a car who's driving ? The black man because the mexican is intoxicated and they both want to prevent serious injury or death

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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