Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Jovan

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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There was 3 Men. Who had crashed their car on there way back from the Bar, All 3 of them died. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told him " The better in life you were with relationships,and staying true with one love- The better Transportation you get." Guy one got a Scooter. Guy two got a bike. And Guy 3 got a Mustang. One day, Guy 1 and 2 were on their bike and scooter. And they see Guy 3 upset. "Whats wrong? You got the best transporation in heaven!!" Guy 3 looks up at guy 1 and 2, Then says " I know I do..... But, I just seen my wife on a Skateboard."

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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