- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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