There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

knock knock Goodbye

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

what's funny about war? nothing!

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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