Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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happy birthday! Its not my birthday! Oh i just assumed from your smell. That doesn't make much sense does it? It does. No it doesnt. Are you sure? Yes. Oh. Do i smell? Like chickens. Oh. I wish i were alive. What? Bobbing for apples? what? You smell like a toilet seat. Fine! You never spend time with me any more! I dont like you! oh. you know who nobody likes? Who? amanda burchell.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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i'm hard

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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Im taking a shit right now.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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