- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

a person who will soon die of beeties

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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