What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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i found waldo.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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