yay for the idiot that posted "whats white, sticky and yummy? milk". WTF dude? milk has never been sticky and good at the same time and its never going to be. infact, ive never known milk to be sticky, maybe after such a long period of being spoiled the milk becomes somewhat sticky, but your attempt at creating a perverted joke that wasnt in anyway funny or even close to being correct was so poor i feel the need to post this and hope you read it and decide returning to school would be beneficial to the rest of your life. I guarantee everyone who reads your post about milk being sticky is thinking something pretty similar to what i am.

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Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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Poop

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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