What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

9/11 my birthday

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

why did the blue berry cross the road

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Justin Bieber

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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