Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

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why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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911 jokes are just plane wrong

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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What's the new green? Green

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"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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