- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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