Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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