- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

a black man pays his child support

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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