Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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