What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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Internet Explorer

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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It's all Taggart

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

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Carrot fingers

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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