- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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