- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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