How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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