What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was tired of the publicity his friend, the chicken was getting for crossing the road that he wanted to do it himself. Halfway across the duck was wistfully hit by a car and sadly, his story is lesser known and 99% of the people in this world really don't care about him. Thumbs up if you're that 1% that shows sympathy toward the duck.

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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