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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Fat? Jesse Z

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.