Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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sky silverstein

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Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

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Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

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He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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