Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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