- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

two guys r talking and the one said i swear to god and the other one said u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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