Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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