Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

If you just read this, You're dead.

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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