- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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