Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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2 * 2 * 2 * 3 * 2417

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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