- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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