- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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