Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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