How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

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What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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