- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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