what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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like if your cool

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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Andoni was here

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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