What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

what's funny about war? nothing!

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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