How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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Sarah Palin.

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge asked "Mum, why is my name Fridge?" to which she replied "Because you deserve to be in one."

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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