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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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