- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

whats white and sticky? a white stick

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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