- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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