- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Knock knock Come in

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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