- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

I put my baby in a microwave.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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