- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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