- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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