- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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