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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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