A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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