so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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like if your cool

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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A dancer walks into a barre

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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69.

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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