- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

I have cancer. And you're next.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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