Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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