Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

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what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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I have read the terms and conditions

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

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Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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