- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

What did the boy reading a book do? Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

Baby Seal walks into a club.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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