- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

i wonder who made this website? a human

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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