If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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Hollywood today: If you Like Dragonball Evolution you are gonna love this. Peter Linkoff a 16 year old boy, is being chased by his half brother Jack Ganonbad as Peter Falls into a hole, which contains a cellphone... ...THE LINK TO PLANET ZELDA! There he discovers that he holds the Link between earth and Zelda, and just then planet Zelda is threatened by The Evil Master Sword! A Meteor so destructive, that it sheer force could destroy the entire universe! *Random scenes going by so fast that you cant make shit out of them begins* "PETER LINKOFF YOU ARE IN DANGER!" *BOOOOOOM*" "BUT WHAT IF HE IS NOT THE DELIVER OF THE BOOMERANG!" Iiiit is said... Thhaat heee that wields the lasergun known as the wooden sword...<

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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