What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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