Your mother is so fat that it became a problem affecting everyone close in her life. Her new year's resolution was to lose weight, and surprisingly, has become quite healthy since then.

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

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A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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