Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

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I man walks into a bar. He orders a drink, takes around 13.5 minutes to drink it, then walks out. It takes him 10.7 minutes to walk home, 2.8 minutes less than he spent in the bar. When he is home, he decides to have a bath. 7.8 minutes into bathing, a radio plugged into an outlet near his tub falls into the water with him and he is killed. 29 miles away a woman sneezes twice.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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Nero, sure you are okay?

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

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The 80's called. They need their couch back.

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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