Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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