H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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Im taking a shit right now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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