- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

9/11 my birthday

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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