What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Brain fart

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

**** *** *** ****** *** ** *** ***? ***** I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was **** hilarious.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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