- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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