What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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Brain fart

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Anti Joke

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