- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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