- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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