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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

How old are you? 7

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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