- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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