What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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Anti Joke

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