Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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