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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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