- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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