- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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