Yo Mama is so poor, she can barely keep a steady income and cannot support her family of 10 even with support of food stamps and wel fair and will probably die soon due to diabetees because she wasted her food stamps on food that is bad for the average persons diet and due to a lack of exercise. I am worried about her she seems very depressed due to her wight and fatality outlooks and you should probably direct her to your local clinic to make sure she is OK and try to help her with her weight mangment problems. I am scarred for you and your family and I wanted to make sure you are ok and are doing well in education and are on track for a very bright future probably going to a universety which you will pay for with student loans from a bank in the local area. I am extremely worried so are you OK with all of those things I said before and if you are not I can help you get onto the right track and your mom can have a happier longeer life filled with fun happinnes wisdom life and other things like peace and forgivness for all people should get that it is part of our natural human rights and we deserve such things I speak of. Are you ok and does your life apply to thing things I have said in the past couple of motivational minuites. ''get the fu^k off porch''

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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i dont fisish anythi

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

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what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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