What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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Anti Joke

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