1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

thumb_up thumb_down -7

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

thumb_up thumb_down -9

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

thumb_up thumb_down -9

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

thumb_up thumb_down -11

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

thumb_up thumb_down -11

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

thumb_up thumb_down -13

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops