Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

what did one computer say to the other .........

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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