Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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like if your cool

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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