- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

i'm hard

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Who is Dank? A: Billal

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Im taking a shit right now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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