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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

Robert Muldoon: "Clever girl..." Velociraptor: "I appreciate your compliment, but I will still eat your face."

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

How do you scare a black man? You dont

where's mom I killed her

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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