- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

A chicken walked into the bar...

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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