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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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