A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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A guy walks into a doctor's office and says: "Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! One day I'm a teepee, and the next day I'm a wigwam, and then the next day I'm a teepee, and then the next day I'm a wigwam again. The doctor says: Sir, we've been over this 100 times! You have stage 4 pancreatic cancer...

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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