A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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