Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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