- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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