- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Screw it you write the joke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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