What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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Andoni was here

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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