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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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