Im taking a shit right now.

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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Once upon a time a was born

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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