2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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