- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

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Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

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