How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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Refridgerator.

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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All of these jokes are about white people

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Fat? Jesse Z

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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