- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

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