Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Allah walked into AK Bar

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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