Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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