- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

We found a cure for cancer. Death

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

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