Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

This is an anti-joke.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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