- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

An English man walks into a pub.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Darude - Sandstorm

Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

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