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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

A man died.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Roses are red Im adopted

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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