- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

A chicken walks into a barn.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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