Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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A whole 'nother.

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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