- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

Where would canada be without nature? still here

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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