- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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