- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Sex education in Texas,

What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

1)Where do you find a turtle with no legs? 2)Where? 1)Where you left it. 1)... Knock Knock... 2)Who's there? 1)...Not the turtle...

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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