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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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