- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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