- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

SEX

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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