Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

there once was a frog with no leggs

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Jesus Christ

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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