Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

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miha kako si?

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Cripples are lame.

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

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Anti Joke

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