Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

Why did the tomato blush? A tomato's complexion is already red so it simply appears to be blushing

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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