Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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