Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Yes

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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