Why did the boy trip? A small explosion in the center of the earth caused by a hobo created a tsunami, causes a seagull to fly off in alarm. The seagull lands on a Smart Car, causing it to crash, which sends a signal off to a satellite in space. Because of this, a massive earthquake occurs. Oh, and the boy? There was a bowl of soup left carelessly on the ground.

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Boner

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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denisssssssssssssss

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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