- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life

your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- *the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life*