- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

The child was fired from his job.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Whats 1+1? window!

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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