- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Jimmy Saville

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Weaner

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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