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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Screw it you write the joke.

a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some Chap-stick, and put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because, as all people know, ducks cannot speak. However, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting a prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chap-stick anyway, since he has no lips.

A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

Whats Better Than Apple Pie Sweeeet Pie

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job