What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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You idiot.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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