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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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