that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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