When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

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Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

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Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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WNBA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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