What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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