- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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