So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

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whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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