- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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