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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

Who does creatine? James Cornish

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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