Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

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What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

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A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

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Knock knock. Its open.

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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