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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

A drunk guy walks into a car

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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