Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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