Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

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Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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