- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

John lazzaro likes dick

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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