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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Error 37.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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