- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

antonis sister is mighty fine

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

My cat just died.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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