- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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