- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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