- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Ehh

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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