A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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Womans baksetball...

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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Chris is hairy

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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