Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

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A polish guy Is sick of being made fun of for his ethnicity, so he decides that he is going to act Italian thinking that no one makes fun of Italians. He stays home for weeks to practice this and one day walks out, up to a store and says"eh, get me some lasagna and zucchini !" the man at the store asks if he's polish.

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Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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