- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

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