Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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One day an irishman walked into a bar. he started to show off his accent when a nicely dressed lady said to him, "are you from ireland?". "AYE" said the irshman. " what part of ireland are you from?" drunk, the irishman replied "uh downtown" then the woman said, " did you come here alone?" then he replied"no i didn't come here a'lone.....DONKEY!!!"

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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The moment where Perfect Cell returns declaring he has become "even more perfect" There is no level above perfect :P But sure Cell, strive to improve further on your "perfection", oh he is dead nevermind. Still my favorite character, narcissist, with a touch of class, and a sadistic personality, what more can you wish for?

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What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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