- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Who is big and stupid My brother

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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