- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

like this or you will die at some point in your life

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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