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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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