- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

What's worse than this That :(

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

A gay man watches football.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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