What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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Why did the dog die? He was old

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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Im taking a shit right now.

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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What's worse than this That :(

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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