- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

What do you call a blue chair A black person

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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