- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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