What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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A man walks into a bar with an MP5 and proceeds to fire thirteen bullets into a crowd of people, several unarmed bystanders attempt to disarm the gunman but they are promptly ordered to stay back or they too would be fired on, a witness reports gunfire coming from down the street to local emergency services and they arrive quickly, organising a perimeter around the bar, county sherriffs decide it would be safest to wait for a swat team, as reports indicated the gunman may have hostages, however the gunfire appears to have ceased an noone has entered or exited the building since police arrived on scene. As SWAT arrives on scene and media helicopters circle above, a person emerges from the bar and the gunman appears behind him, he shoots and kills the hostage and then turns the gun on himself, the death toll reached sixteen including the gunman and as many as fourteen people were injured. there was no clear motive to the massacre, but a search of his appartment indicated he was tired of one-liners on typical joke sites and felt his wife's betrayal with his best friend was too much to bare and he simply snapped after losing his job in the current economic situation.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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Pickle

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Gustavo Andrade

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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Jesus Christ

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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