Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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