- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Blacks

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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