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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

I like that, but why am I happy?

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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