mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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i saw amango it splootered

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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