Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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