There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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read this sentence again.

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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Roses are red Im adopted

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

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hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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