- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Yellow People !!

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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