2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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