- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

what do you call a black woman pregnant with twins? A woman who has a loving husband who she wanted to have children with so when they had sex, 2 of his sperm fertilized the egg so now she gets to raise two children which she is looking forward to, but she also knows it will be alot of work.

Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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