What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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