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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Donald Trump

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Yes

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

Apple hates Blackberry.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

Chris Bosh's neck

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

a man makes a bad joke

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Dane Cook makes a joke.

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