- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

what did one computer say to the other .........

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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