- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

I'm homeless.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

why dont they make black forks

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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