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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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