Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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