- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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