Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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