Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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Hello

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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