- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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