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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

What's just not right? Left

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