- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Knock Knock No solicitors

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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