- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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