Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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What's blue? The sky.

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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