How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Flowers are colors Love me

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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