- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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