- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Hello

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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