- Anti Joke

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

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the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

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Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

hi penis ham telephone

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

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