- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man goes to the potty.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??