What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

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How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

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What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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