what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

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