What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

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Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

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Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

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A local police officer pulls up to tell you something. Listen carefully: Three zebras have been spotted crossing the Mexican border. He goes into his truck, pulls out a can of marbles, peanut butter, seven velcro straps and a rhino horn covered in glitter. Your mission is simple: Kill the zebras using your equipment. You will be rewarded if you have enough peanut butter to make a sandwich after. Go now... Get it done.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

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The 80's called. They need their couch back.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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