A giant storm loomed over a village atop a hill. Citizens were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from the age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest. Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes. Finally, Rosie, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who has been through 13 interventions and countless suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonny, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a carton of Ribena and his lucky medal and took his first step outside. He took the carton of Ribena, crumpled it up, spraying fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and shouted, "Nothing will stop me!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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