- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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