- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Eric is gay Ha

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

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