on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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A man name Bill works 12 hours a day at a warehouse, almost everyday a week. It is a hard job but Bill does it to support his beautiful wife of many years. Bill thinks the long hard days are worth every moment he gets to spend with her. One night, after a hard day, he comes home to find another man in bed with his wife. Bill begins to sob and yell "I work 12 hours a day at a warehouse....." His wife yells back. "We already read this part, get to the punchline".

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

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A duck walks into a bar. The duck walks over to the bartender and orders a beer. "put it on my bill." he says. The bartender angrily grabs the duck and kicks him out of the bar, because the duck has done this many times, but has never once paid his bill to the bar. The duck is an alcoholic and is slowly ruining his relationship with his family.

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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