- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

13 =B you just learned something

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.