- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

scraggle is in you pillow case

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

What is green and slow Grass.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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