- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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