- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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