- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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