An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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