- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Chris is hairy

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Knock knock It's open, come in

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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