Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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What's 1+1? 69.

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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womans rights...

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A gay man watches football.

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

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Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

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How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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A man works at a Doritos factory hes worked there for a few weeks and hes made the most Doritos in his line now and the head of the company gives him a promotion he now runs his own line a few months later the head of the company bob comes back to him and promoted him again to now our friend Carl is head of the Factory about two years later bob comes to Carl and hes promoted to head of the east coast he is head of 27 Factories about a decade later bob asks Carl if when he retires Carl will take over the company and he accepts bobs offer 23 years pass and bob retires Carl is the new head of the company so he is about like 65 at this point and he wants some wine so him and his buddies go for some wine Dan says Carl this lines two long so they decide to have some soda and then Jason says this lines longer then the last one so Aiden says to Carl why don't we go get some punch so they all got into line but there was no punch line a.w. j.p.

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