A Blonde, Brunnette, and red head are on the beach. They find a sand gene and are each granted a wish. The Brunnette wishes for a yot. The Red Head wishes to never again get sun burn. The Blonde wishes for more sun. The world is overtaken and insinerated by the sun. An alien spaceship finds the Red head in a space suit floating around randomly when they ask how she survived she says "I don't sun burn"

What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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