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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

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