Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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