Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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