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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

you see theres this guy.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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