- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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