- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

HELLO EVERYONE

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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