A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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