Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

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. . I am a whale

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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A penis walks into a bar..

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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where's mom I killed her

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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Guess what What

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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