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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

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A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

A praying mantis is very graceful

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