- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Apple hates Blackberry.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

You having friends.

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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